Happiness.
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nicotinehearts:

omigawdmatt:

racheyzane:

do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex

no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out

i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life

(via givingblowjobs)

spectrumsg:

Jellyfish float around in an illuminated tank listlessly. Taken at the S.E.A. Aquarium at Resorts World Sentosa, Singapore.
omgbuglen:

godotal:

So I finally caught him in the act of escaping

Did you really think that flimsy wire cage would contain his laser eyes? Consider yourself lucky he didn’t melt you instead.
stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.